Monday, December 13, 2010

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Di Caj sebagai Panggilan Lokal!

Ratu Liza dari England, Bladi Mirponteng, PM dari Russia dan Mamak Kerala, PM dari Asia Tenggara sedang berada dalam hell atau NERAKA (ertinya mereka dah meninggal dunia lah!)....terlihat oleh mereka sebuah telefon warna merah dan salaseorang bertanya untuk apakah telefon itu? Lalu Syaitan menjawab...itu utk buat panggilan ke Bumi (Dunia yg mereka tinggalkan).


Lalu Bladi Mir meminta utk panggil ke Russia. Dia berbual selama 10 minit dan dicajkan $1 juta...giliran Ratu Liza pula..dia menelefon England dan berbual setengah jam dan dicajkan $ 5 juta. Akhirnya giliran Mamak Kerala yg memanggil negaranya di Asia Tenggara. Dis bercakap selama 2 jam dan dicajkan $5.00.


Mendengarkan si Mamak hanya dichajkan $5.00 Bladi Mir lalu bertanya sang Syaitan..."Mengapa dicajkan hanya $5/- ?? kepada si Mamak itu"


Sang Syaitan senyum seraya menjawab...sejak negaranya diambilalih pemerintahan oleh Jib Rojak, negara itu telah jadi apa yg orang barat bilang "gone to hell" maka demekian itu memanggil ke negara Mamak Kerala dianggap sebagai panggilan LOKAL!


(Nota: Jenaka ini asalnya dalam bahasa Inggeris - diterjemahkan dan di adaptasi oleh Pohon Beringin)

Friday, December 3, 2010

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

PEREZ PRADO - Mambo No 8 - 1950s LP Slide

Bapak Perkauman & Perpecahan

Nov
10, 2010

Dr. Mahathir PerluTaubat Nasuha

KENYATAAN MEDIA:
24 NOVEMBER 2010

Biro Pemahaman & Pemantapan Agama. (BIPPA), PKR, terpanggil untuk menyambut kenyataan mantan Perdana Menteri Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad seperti yang dilaporkan dalam Sinar 24 November 2010 dengan penegasan bahawa:
1. BIPPA menasihatkan adalah lebih wajar mantan Perdana Menteri sendiri melakukan taubat nasuha kerana beliau yang sebenarnya menjadi punca kepada perpecahan bahkan kemunduran masyarakat Melayu. Muktahir ini mantan Perdana Menteri menjadi penyebab maraknya api perkauman dikalangan masyarakat berbilang kaum di Malaysia. Pada usia senja adalah lebih baik untuk mantan Perdana Menteri banyak melakukan ibadah khusus kepada Allah SWT sebagai persiapan menemuiNya walaupun penentuan umur adalah di tangan Allah SWT.
2. Beliau bertanggungjawab memecat dan mengaibkan Dato’ Seri Anwar Ibrahim, mantan Timbalan. Perdana Menteri dengan dakwaan fitnah liwat yang ternyata tidak benar. Beliau mengaibkan DSAI dan keluarga di khalayak ramai. Perbuatan mantan Perdana Menteri mengaibkan DSAI dan seisi keluarga adalah sangat bertentangan dengan prinsip dan hukum agama dan tindakan tersebut bertentangan denga norma dan tatasusila masyarakat bertamadun.. Justeru, DSAI mempunyai hak di sisi syariat Islam mempertahankan maruah diri dan keluarga daripada fitnah. Kiranya tindakan DSAI mempertahankan maruah diri menimbulkan perpecahan, maka perpecahan itu adalah hasil daripada pertembungan antara hak dan batil. Demikian penegesan dari sepotong ayat dalam al-Qur’an: ”Dan katakanlah: Yang benar telah datang dan yang batil telah lenyap. Sesungguhnya yang batil itu adalah suatu yang pasti lenyap.” (al-Isra’: 81). .
3. Mantan Perdana Menteri juga bertanggunjawab merobek unsur-unsur kekuatan bangsa Melayu dari segi bahasa, agama, pendidikan sekolah agama rakyat, kedudukan Raja-Raja Melayu, kedudukan ekonomi orang Melayu dan melakukan pindaan persempadanan kawasan pilihan raya majoriti pengundi Melayu sehingga menjejaskan keutuhan politik melayu
4. Menjadi satu kebiasaan mantan Perdana Menteri meletakkan setiap beban kesilapan dan ketelanjuran beliau diatas bahu orang lain. Isu perpecahan masyarakat Melayu dan rakyat Malaysia adalah berpunca daripada beliau sendiri.
5. Parti yang didakwa kecil oleh Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad pada hakikatnya adalah sebuah parti yang lahir pada tahun 1999 dari gejolak kemarahan rakyat kerana kezaliman beliau dan terus mendapat dokongan rakyat pelbagai kaum di Malaysia. Alhamdulillah, parti ini pengaruhnya semakin meluas dan bertakhta dihati rakyat serta berpotensi besar, insyaallah, mengambil alih pemerintahan negara. Inilah yang digeruni oleh Tun Dr Mahathir yang menjadikan beliau sentiasa berada dalam resah dan gelisah. Sewajarnya mantan Perdana Menteri berlapang dada menerima penentuan rakyat dalam merayakan amalan demokrasi.
6. Seandainya DSAI itu rendah kualiti diri dan kepimpinan dalam mata pandangan Tun Dr Mahathir, mengapa DSAI masih terus mendapat sambutan dan sanjungan rakyat di negara ini walaupun dicerca saban hari dan waktu oleh pelbagai pihak menerusi pelbagai media. Beliau juga terus diterima dan dihormati sebagai seorang tokoh pemimpin berwibawa oleh sebahagian besar pemimpin dunia, para ‘ulama tersohor, para ilmuan Muslim dan bukan Muslim di peringkat antara bangsa.
Dr Muhammad Nur Manuty
Pengerusi
Biro Pemahaman Dan Pemantapan Agama (BIPPA), PKR

Monday, November 22, 2010

Pohon Beringin November 2010, #58


Seperti biasa untuk memperbesarkan imej, klik gambar berkenaan.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Bukan Muslim Masuk Mesjid

MENGENAI BUKAN MUSLIM MASUK MESJID / SURAU

Untuk menjelaskan pendirian kami mengenai isu ini, kami ingin membawa perhatian semua pihak kedudukan perkara ini dari perspektif fiqh (hokum Hakam Islam). Sekurang-kurangnya ada empat pandangan mengenai masalah ini. Pertamanya: Mazhab Hanafi yang membenarkan bukan Islam memasuki semua masjid. Keduanya: Mazhab Syafie yang membenarkan masuk kesemua masjid melainkan masjid Haram dan kawasan tanah haram Makkah. Ketiganya: Mazhab Hanbali yang membenarkan untuk memasuki masjidil haram dan lainnya setelah mendapat kebenaran dari umat Islam atas tujuan-tujuan yang munasabah. Akhirnya, Mazhab Maliki yang tidak membenarkan memasuki semua masjid melainkan kerana darurat kerja.
Beberapa peristiwa di zaman Rasulullah juga boleh dijadikan panduan. Baginda pernah membenarkan ramai orang-orang bukan Islam masuk dan tinggal lama di masjid. Rasulullah juga diriwayatkan pernah menerima tetamu Kristian dari Najran di dalam masjid Madinah, malah diizinkan oleh Nabi s.a.w untuk menunaikan sembahyang mereka di dalam masjid dan nabi menyebut kepada sahabat: "Biarkan mereka (untuk melunaskan sembahyang mereka)"

Kepelbagaian pandangan ini menggambarkan keluasan hukum Islam dalam persoalan yang digembar-gemburkan sebagai isu besar ini. Hakikatnya, majoriti ulama silam dan kontemporari jelas mengharuskan bukan Islam memasuki masjid-masjid biasa dengan syarat-syarat tertentu seperti keperluan mendapat keizinan umat Islam atau badan berkuasa Islam, mempunyai sebab yang munasabah dan menjaga adab-adab yang telah ditetapkan.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

SEORANG BERBANGSA INDIA (BAPAKNYA 500% INDIAN)..TIBA-TIBA JADI BUMIPUTRA...

SEBUAH KISAH BENAR YANG MAHA BENAR MENGENAINYA DARI INTERNET YG DIPERPANJANGKAN KEPADA SAYA OLEH SEORANG TEMAN.

Wow! What a write up about one Dr Mahathir, who wants to change his "genes".


Dear Mahathir
by Haris Ibrahim

Dear Mahathir
Malaysianinsider reports that you had "defended the social contract, the so-called unwritten agreement between the Malays and the non-Malays during independence, by affirming that without the agreement, Malaysia would not have been formed".
They quoted you : "If there was no social contract, the terms and conditions of allowing citizenship to non-Malays would have not taken place. One million outsiderswere given citizenships at the time."

Now, this quote from you got me curious. Let me tell you why.

I conferred with my aunt, who confirmed that my maternal great grandfather, Eliathamby, of whom I've written previously in a posting entitled "The land that my forefathers helped build", would have left Ceylon and arrived in what is now West Malaysia, around 1870. He died well before the conclusion of that social contract that you spoke of, so my great grandfather would not have come within those 'one million outsiders' who acquired citizenship at the time of independence in 1957.
My maternal grandfather, Vellupillay T. Williams, never lived to see the formation of Malaya so he, too, did not make up the'one million outsiders'.

Enough of my family tree. Let's look at yours.
I got this from a blog, Malaysiana :
Perhaps, the most famous Malayalee to land in George Town was Iskandar Kutty, a merchant who married a Johor-Riau wife Siti Hawa Iskandar. They became the proud parents of Alor Star's top public school Sultan Abdul Hamid College 's founder-principal and Kedah's royal educator Datuk Mohamad Iskandar.
Mohamad was the school teacher of Tunku Abdul Rahman.
He and his wife Datin Wan Tempawan Wan Hanafi from the Kedah Bendahara's (Prime Minister's) clan, were the proud parents of Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, Malaysia's Father of Modernisation and fourth Prime Minister.

And this from Malaysia Today :
Born in December 20, 1925, Dr Mahathir hailed from the state of Kedah, at the capital of Alor Star, whose father was a school teacher. His father was Indian who migrated from Kerala, who married a malay lady and sold banana fritters during the second world war. His early education was through vernacular school and at the Sultan Abdul Hamid College in the city.

My question, then, Doc, firstly, is whether your father was amongst the 'one million outsiders'?
And when did you become 'Malay', Doc?
When did you move from being a son of an Indian who migrated from Kerala to a Malay?
Not that I care, but when?

Speaking of Malay, do you remember your "Malay Dilemma", Doc?
Do you remember what you said about the problem of inbreeding amongst the Malay community, and that whole business of genes? Back then, who had heard of this thing called DNA?

Who had ever imagined that science would one day make it possible for all of us to trace our genealogy?
Guess what, Doc?
It seems, based on all this new DNA scientific knowledge, that there's no such thing as a Malay race.
It would seem that you've gone from being a son of an Indian who migrated from Kerala to a 'does not exist'.

Just like that!
My cyber buddy, Michael Chick, has written extensively on this matter, in a three-parter in Malaysiakini. HERE, HERE, and HERE.
See what Michael writes in his final part : "The people Malaysians call 'Malay', are actually only a tiny sub-component of the much larger Austronesian group. And all Austronesians are the end-product of extensive inter-breeding between the Taiwanese and Dravidic Indians. All this has finally been irrefutably proven by independent DNA testings from world-class faculties".

I've never been very good at all these sciences, Doc, but if you're any better, and you think Michael's cocked-up big time in his conclusions, why don't you take him on?

Damn, I digress.

So when and how did you become Malay, Doc?
Because of the definition of 'Malay' in the Federal Constitution, Doc? Article 160 (2)? That right?
So, right up until the last moments before Tunku's declaration of independence, you were the son of an Indian who migrated from Kerala, and moments later you were magically transformed into a Malay?
And is not the definition of Malay in Article 160(2) stated to be for the limited purpose where the word 'Malay' appears in the Constitution?

But really, Doc, I don't give a toss whether you hold yourself out as Malay or the son of an Indian who migrated from Kerala.Whatever turns you on.

What pisses me off is this Bumi-non Bumi crap.
November 19th, last year, The Star reported on Najib's balik kampung to Makassar in South Sulawesi . You can read the report HERE.
Courtesy of The Star, Najib is reported to have said : "I feel like I am returning to my roots," and, when asked to comment on the possibility that some people might view the fact that he had roots here in a negative light, Najib said: "I am not apologetic about it. This is my family history and I am proud of it."
According to the report, Najib said he was the direct descendant of Bugis royalty who migrated to Pahang in the 18th century.
Well, at least this Malaysian is not ashamed of his roots!

Now, you know that aunt I mentioned earlier?
You know her.
Aunty Rasammah.

I googled her name yesterday and this is what is written of her in Wikipedia.
"Rasammah Bhupalan, also known as Rasammah Naomi Navarednam or Mrs F.R. Bhupalan is a renowned Malaysian freedom fighter and social activist
Born in 1927, she has championed causes such as the anti-drug abuse movement, women's rights, education and social justice causes.
Rasammah was one of the earliest women involved in the fight for Malaysian (then Malaya ) independence. She joined the Rani of Jhansi Regiment, the women's wing of the Indian National Army, to fight the British. She served in Burma during World War II.
As founder president of the Women Teacher's Union , she fought for equal pay for women teachers and tried to bring disparate teachers' unions under an umbrella.
The former school principal was the first Asian representative of the World Confederation of Organisations of the Teaching Profession for two successive terms. She was also very active in the National Council of Women's Organisation (NCWO) and Pemadam.
She was a teacher in the Methodist Boys' School, Kuala Lumpur from 1959 to 1964 and was the principal of the Methodist Girls School , Kuala Lumpur for 13 years from 1970 until she retired in 1982. On 11th November 2007, Mrs.Bhupalan was one of the few veteran teachers who were invited to attend MBSSKL's 110th Anniversary Celebration Dinner. The dinner was specially organized to honour all the former and current teachers of the school".

Quite frankly, I think the write-up in Wikipedia does little justice to all that Aunty Rasammah has done for this country. But that is another matter.

More importantly, Doc, why are you, the son of an Indian who migrated from Kerala, and Najib, the descendant of Bugis who migrated from Sulawesi , bumiputra, whilst Aunty Rasammah is not?



IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT MAHATHIR IS A RACIST AND A DISCIPLE OF NAZISM. READ HIS BLOG AND YOU WOULD BE REAFFIRMED.

WHILE RETIRED FORMER US PRESIDENT CLINTON IS DOING NOBLE SERVICES AROUND THE GLOBE, MAHATHIR IS BUSY INFUSING IN HIS BLOG WITH WORDS OF ANGER, RACISM (HE IS AN AVID PROPONENT OF "MALAY SUPREMACY" WHICH HE COINED, I BELIEVE) AND NEGATIVE VIBES.

NOTHING IN HIS BLOG CONTAINS WISDOM NOR NOBLE IDEOLOGY THAT WOULD CONTRIBUTE TO HELPING THE POOR; NOR IN HELPING TO FOSTER A STRONGER BOND AMONG THE RACES IN MALAYSIA.

IS HE A GREAT LEADER? YOUR VERDICT IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

PENCURI KHAZANAH NEGARA YG MAHA ZALIM DAN JAHAT

Can the people of Malaysia ever forgive Mahathir?

If a non-Malay writes bad about Dr M, maybe that is understandable.

But for another Malay to writing BAD about him, that is telling.

Read what Hussein Hamid wrote:

(By the way, can you forgive this man? As for me - NO, unless he, his sons, and his family return the billions they stole from the nation. This man had instituted a culture of evil within UMNO (not only of incompetency, irresponsibility, and unaccountability but also of insatiable greed), an evil that keeps on stealing more and corrupting more.... an evil that refuses to go away and keep on demanding more... We may forgive him for single-handedly destroying the nation, impoverished millions, esp. the kampung Malays, abused his power, brought corruption to every sector of govt., wasted billions that could have brought prosperity to the nation if well spent, created racial disharmony, brought disrepute to the judiciary, caused distrust upon the civil servants, etc. etc. etc..... but as long as he doesn't return what he and his family stole from the nation, can we forgive him? I think, even God cannot forgive him... if he doesn't do that.)

Pass this on to everyone.

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Can the people of Malaysia ever forgive Mahathir?



Written by Hussein Hamid
Monday, 21 June 2010 14:35
“[Mahathir Mohamad has]... created a legacy so monumental that no one could have presumed his mantle.” That was what Abdullah Ahmad gushingly said of Mahathir when the ‘great man’ announced his resignation as prime minister. Tan Sri Abdullah was group editor-in-chief of the New Straits Times when he wrote the above on June 26, 2002 following news of Mahathir’s intention.
I believe that that came from Abdullah’s heart for you cannot write anything so ‘moving’ if it does not come from the heart.
Now let me tell you what comes from my heart when I read that.
Who would be foolhardy enough to presume Mahathir mantle?
This man used money and power like no other PM of Malaysia has ever done! Like no other leader in most parts of the civilized world has ever done, save for some parts of Africa and some parts of our world where accountability for one’s action is easily dismissed through the barrel of the gun!
Who would dare to presume the monumental mantle of this Mahathir who was instrumental in bringing into our way of life such concepts as Operasi Lalang (ISA and the ends justify the means of preventive detention), nepotism, money politics, greed, privatization, IPPs, and Perwaja; the monumental mantle of this Mahathir that displayed such utter vindictiveness to [destroy] those who simply do not agree with his point of view?
It is a monumental mantle to have left as his legacy – negotiated tenders, a tainted judiciary, Bakun, Renong and its horrendous debts, Khir Toyo, Daim Zainuddin, and the list is endless. The monumental man almost left us a crooked bridge as well.
Every government machinery, every high public office appointment, every political decision made during Mahathir’s time was at his pleasure and made to do your biddings.
Not Dollah, not anyone …. nobody would be foolhardy enough to try and assume that mantle.
All the personal excesses that we now talk about had its beginnings, development and reached its zenith during Mahathir’s time. Samy Velu, Rafidah, VK Lingam, Augustine Paul, Liong Sik, Daim, Vincent Tan, Abdullah Ang, Eric Cheah…the mind boggles at the billions these people made at the expense of the nation!
Sir, you need to take responsibility
What defines greatness in a man? “It’s not what you take but what you leave behind that defines greatness.” – Edward Gardner.
Mahathir left us with debts measured in billions, not millions!
This man left us with monuments of First World stature but failed miserably to prepare our then third-world mentality to be ready for these iconic structures. If you bring a nation into an era that it is not ready for, you are being irresponsible!
If you cut corners and award projects to people who YOU think can do the job and they fail to do that job – you take responsibility!
If you do nothing about a leader that robs his own people blind – like Samy Velu did to the Indians – then you take responsibility.
If you take power away from the Sultans and empower Umno with the same power and Umno abuses that power – you take responsibility!
When you remove two of your deputies and in so doing caused:
1) Within Umno, a factionalism that forever weakened the party;
2) and had one of these removed deputies, Anwar, come back 10 years later and inflict upon Umno its biggest defeat, you take responsibility.
When you take a dentist and make him Menteri Besar of Selangor – and this MB then proceeds to enrich himself so excessively that it finally culminated in the loss of Selangor to the opposition – then you take responsibility.
When you take oil royalties away from Terengganu and Kelantan because the people voted for the opposition, you take responsibility for the suffering of the people within that state who are now without the funds for development.
When you use Petronas money to bail out your son’s shipping company to the tune of hundreds of millions, then you take responsibility for abusing the trust the people placed in you as the guardian of public money.
Can he walk down a street unmolested?
That a man of your previous stature would require me, a 62-year-old man living in Adelaide, Australia to write this biting and hurtful article about you simply indicates the depth you have allowed yourself to sink to.
Once you told us to look East. We looked East.
You told us to buy British last. We bought British last.
You told us to buy Proton, we bought Proton – albeit with a little arm-twisting. Possibly all those were relevant at that point in time. So Tun, using that analogy, let me respectfully tell you this: “Tun, you are no longer relevant”.
You are no longer relevant in Umno except to serve the selfish purpose of certain factions. “Hear! Hear!” or as (the blogger) Antares said for the benefit of Ibrahim Ali, “Dengar, Dengar!”
You are no longer relevant to the Malays. You have done enough damage to us and we see through your deceptions.
You are no longer relevant to the people in this country. We have all moved on and demand a more open and responsible government. We see through your duplicity and untruths.
Tun, you are only relevant to those that still love you for what you are – a grandfather, a father and a husband. Is it not time that you return their love and their need to have you back in their fold? And that you return the love and respect that they give to you for what you are today? An 84-year-old grandfather, father and husband.
Sir, you would need all the goodness that is in Mecca, all the forgiveness that Mandela has shown to the very people that imprisoned him, and all the love that the families of Teoh Beng Hock, Kugan and Aminulrasyid have for their loved ones if you are ever to be forgiven by the people of Malaysia.
And I know that even with all that, you would still have a hard time walking down the streets of KL without worrying that someone might spit on you…and that Sir is the whole truth and nothing but the truth…so help me God!
This article was first published as ‘Sir, you need to take responsibility!’ in Hussein Hamid’s blog on June 21 and reproduced here with minor editing by CPI.

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Comments


najib manaukau - nil |2010-06-21

No never ever !
Even though to forgive is divine but in his case the amount of atrocities this shenanigan Mahathir has committed is unforgivable and should be condemned for as long as we can.
The worst part is they were are still being done in the name of the Malay and above all as a very bad example of a muslim. How can he expect to convince any non muslim to become one? He has not only failed to be an example of muslim but he has disgraced the religion he has professed to be in. He is the very reason why so many non muslims chose to become Christians and other religions rather than be associated as a muslim like him.
In short he is a bloody disgrace to the muslims and it is because of him and his behavior I will never ever become a muslim even though I did not believe in any religion like million of other Malaysians. I will not only spit on him if ever I get to meet him on the street in Malaysia I will shit on his grave so that it will represent what he is.

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bengaun - so true! |2010-06-21

Sir
You write beautifully and so very true! If only such words can reach the rural people and penetrate the thick skulls of some bumis....it will be 'delicious'! Again, a great piece to be admired. Thanks.

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SameSame - Wow... |2010-06-21

Well said. What he did, no one can forgive him la. Even though he put us in the map for WHATEVER glory, he also put us in debt! Can never understand how people can ooo and aaaa him in his website (and outside) and hang on to all his words like gospel! Sadly there are lots of stupid and weak people out there. The strong ones wont get involve in politics.

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Old Timer - The crooked Mahathir |2010-06-21

He should not only be spitted on, but be given the sandals treatment as well. He is no nation builder. He literally used the nation coffer as his own backyard, creating artificial millionaires and so called entrepreneurs, amongst them his own off springs, who are nothing except empty shells.

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James Tan - Mahathir |2010-06-21


Will never forgive him, for the systemic corruption and ruin of democratic institutions he gave us, for my need to migrate out of my own country. Never forgive him and UMNO. The day his death is announced, will be a day to quietly celebrate at the beach. I would not spit on his grave passing by, that would be perverse sacrilege, but it would not be undeserved by him. I have regard for Siti Rosmah, and for Marina Mahathir above all, little for him. He was a leader all right. Dictator too. Used his obvious intelligence and leadership, for great evil, far more than any good. He gave us singlehandedly the roots of much that is today wrong in Malaysia.
God will make him answer.

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Rakyat Yang Tidak Lupa |2010-06-21

Mahathir is not of genuine Malay race. I would say in his 22 years of premiership, he has done more damages than good to our country economy. He allow his cronies too much freedom to siphon the country wealth, the people he appointed to look after the GLC that failed do not have to face the music (no accountability) , utilising the country finances for projects for no real economic value. He thinks that to take actions against those wrongdoers is a shame (malu) to him. So he will use his power and influence to cover up. So he can claim credit that corruption is at its lowest during his reign bcos few people get convicted! Recently it was revealed that our country debt has been ever increasing since 1980's and that it will come to an alarming level if not checked. Part of the reasons is bcos Mahathir gambled away our country money! (remember the commodity tin and forex trading fiasco where he thinks he is smart enough to corner the tin market and the currency trading on the British pound). Now this Mahathir will associate himself with PERKASA
to further his agendas!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

AKU BENCI PERKASA!!!!...dari Malaysia Unplug Blog

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".... Aku Melayu. Aku juga Muslim. Tapi aku BENCI kepada PERKASA.

Adakah ini bererti aku mengkhianati Melayu? TIDAK sama sekali.

Menentang PERKASA bererti aku mahu melihat bangsa Melayu hebat di mata dunia.

Aku menentang PERKASA kerana mereka suka menutup sejarah.kerana aku tidak suka bagaimana mereka cuba MEMPERBODOHKAN orang Melayu.

Lagi tebal kebodohan Melayu lagi berkuasalah UMNO. Apabila berkuasanya UMNO maka lagi senanglah mereka merompak harta rakyat. Apabila harta rakyat dirompak maka PERKASA mengharapkan sedikit sebanyak harta itu diberikan kepada mereka.

Aku masih ingat wajah Ibrahim Ali ketika sambutan hari Raya di rumah Anwar Ibrahim. Muka sedih dan tidak berdaya datang memohon simpati. Datang ke rumah Tuan Guru Nik Aziz meminta pertolongan agar diberi kerusi Pasir Mas.

Bila sudah menang. Memang melepaskan anjing. Sekarang dicubanya menggigit Anwar Ibrahim dan TG Nik Aziz. Menyalak tak tentu hala.

PEERKASA cuba menjadi hero untuk orang Melayu. Tapi dalam masa yang sama, telah mencemarkan maruah orang Melayu kerana telah menyebabkan bangsa - bangsa LAIN menyampah dengan bangsa ini.

Mereka telah menganggap orang Melayu sama saja kurang ajarnya dengan PERKASA dan UMNO . Kadang - kala tindakan mereka yang menggunakan nama agama suci ini juga telah menyebabkan penganut agama lain menjadi bertambah jauh daripada Islam.

Dari isu kalimah Allah hingga masuk dalam masjid. Semuanya diMelayukan oleh PERKASA dan UMNO .

Sedangkan zaman Nabi Muhammad s.a.w tidak pernah jadi begitu. Islam tidak diArabkan hatta Islam itu sendiri bercanggah dengan naluri asal orang Arab. Aku begitu geli dengan mereka ini. Geli sifat munafik yang mereka tonjolkan. Mulut kata perjuangkan untuk bangsa dan agama tapi dalam masa mereka rela bersama - sama orang yang melakukan rasuah.

Aku Melayu. Malu aku apabila dicalitkan najis kebebalan PERKASA dan UMNO atas nama Ketuanan Melayu. Malu aku apabila orang sebangsa aku sanggup jadi pak turut Perkasa dalam isu yang sengaja khas direka oleh PERKASA dan UMNO.

Melayu jangan jadi layu.

MELAYU harus tunjukkan kepada bangsa - bangsa LAIN bahawa:
-- Kita sebenarnya cerdik.
-- Kita mampu berubah.
-- Kita mampu berfikir secara waras.
-- Kita boleh bertolak - ansur dalam sesuatu perkara.
-- Kita tidak gila macam Perkasa dan Umno.
-- Kita tidak bodoh seperti Umno dan Perkasa...."

Monday, July 26, 2010

KAPALSELAM TIDAK DAPAT SELAM DAN JENTERA JET...

Sebuah jenaka saya dengar disana-sini tidak berapa lama yang lalu.

Depa kata .... Macam-mana kapai selam nak selam, pi bubuh enjin jet gantikan enjin kapai selam!!!....Tu yg depa dok cari mana pi enjin jet...mana pi enjin jet...mana pi enjin jet

Dave Li: .......Piiiiiraaahhhh!!!! Pi Cari Kayu lah...nak cari kayu...nak cari kayu....nak cari kayu, nak cari kayu....

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Terima kasih Sdr Zaidin......

Saudara Zaidin (?) adalah "follower" yang ke dua bagi Blog Pohon Beringin ini. Saya amat berterima kasih kpd beliau kerana sudi mengikutinya. Namun saya masih ingin mengetahui sedikit sebanyak latarbelakang sosial Saudara Zaidin, seperti tahun berapakah Sdr keluar dari SBS Kulim dan sebagainya.....

Friday, June 25, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Friday, April 9, 2010

Friday, January 1, 2010

MUNIANDI DREBAR SAMI BELU.

JENAKA – dipetik dari internet & dialihbahasa oleh Dave Li

(TIADA KENA MENGENA DGN SESIAPAPUN BAIK YG HIDUP MAUPUN YG TELAH MATI, JIKA ADA PERSAMAAN AMATLAH MENDUKACITAKAN!)

MUNIANDI – Drebar (Supir) ku!

SAMI BELU dan MUNIANDI supirnya sedang melintasi sebatang jalan kampung di Sungai Siput, Perak.

Bila keluar sebuah selekoh tajam, seekor anjing berada di tengah jalan – tidak sempat elak anjing itupun digilis lalu mati.
Sami Belu cepat-cepat menyuruh Muniandi ke rumah peladang tuanpunya anjing untuk memberitahu apa telah terjadi. Setelah lama menunggu, akhirnya Muniandi muncul terhuyung-hayang serta baju berkeremot. – ditangannya sebotol arak dan dimulutnya sebatang curut Habana! Dan pada bajunya dan pipinya penuh dengan kesan gincu ciuman!!
Apa dah jadi? Tanya Sami Belu.
Muniandi menjawab; Peladang itu berikan saya sebotol arak, isterinya berikan saya curut Habana dan anak-anak gadisnya berikan saya ciuman.
Oh my God! Kata Sami Belu, Hang kata apa kpd mereka!?
Saya kata; Saya adalah drebar Sami Belu. Anjing tu dah mati.